Wednesday, June 27, 2007

fat people that have handicapped parking permits make me sick. they wouldnt be so fat if they didnt get to park so close, take the elevator/escalator, those moving sidewalks at airports, living on the first floor, and being just genuinely lazy. them and their kids didn't pop out of their moms morbidly obese, they got that way because their parents obv. don't give a shit and can't parent. if your kid wants candy say "do you want to get fat?" don't let them get it b/c little kids get hyper and run around my store knocking shit down. they state of new york shouldn't have to ban candy and soda in school because thats all the parents feed them at home because they claim they are too busy to cook dinner. theres a solution to that, it's called food prepping. when you're up in the morning making sure little jimmy shoves cereal down his throat before school, season the chicken and put it in a ziploc bag and back in the fridge so when you get home all you have to do is put it in the oven. you dont need to watch it cook just make sure you dont get salmonella. so if your kid comes home crying because the other kids in school called him a whale, sign the little fucker up for soccer or make him play DDR for hours on end. taking him to mcdonalds isnt going to make him thin, you're just adding fuel to the fire.

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