I'm in a strange place, with a strange woman...

Random question that shall be answered. Whats the craziest thing you'd do for a trillion dollars? Think about it. There will be a bunch of shit that you could do but someone will find something dumber, unintelligent and alot better sounding for the same trillion dollars. So give it some serious thought. It's one of those questions where there's never a good enough answer.

After being at work today I think there is still hope for the life of a college student after college. MY COUSIN IS INSANE! The man lives a life that can be comparable to Kramer. Not married, works at an industrial size beer store, goes out every night, it's like a fantasy life for grown men. Like today he didn't show up to work. Why? He had too much of a good time at a Peter Frampton concert the night before. Guy wakes up and can't find his car. How the hell does that happen? I've lost clothes but never my car. It's a 2500 pound hunk of metal it cant just sneak away. Best part is, 3 hours later, guy still couldn't find his car or figure out what town he was in. I love it.

I like to drive. It's a pretty known fact to those who know me. I'm a damn good driver with directions and places. So this morning I volunteered to make a huge delivery to a wedding in Rhinebeck. The whole time driving up there I'm thinking I would get a decent tip since its a far drive and a big order right. Wrong. Bitch stiffed me. Nothing. She asked for her reciept and tells me I can go. Cheap mofo. It's not over. She calls 5 hours later and tells me I forgot the ice. Shit. I tell her to check the reciept and call back. She does saying she ordered 42 sleeves of ice and the caterer is screaming at her. Thats 1700 pounds of ice. I get there and theres nowhere and I mean absoluelty nowhere to put this shit. Fuck 'em. Not my problem. She was supposed to check the reciept before I left, make sure the order was right. I go back to the store and turns out she only ordered 20 sleeves. So we accidentally gave her 230 bucks of extra ice. No big deal. We have her credit card number, and she probably won't be coming back to our store.

Doping in sports is really starting to get old. It's like since the media and anti doping agencies can't squeeze the truth out of Barry Bonds they put the spotlight on other athletes who are amazing at what they do. Like Floyd Landis. The other day I'm watching sportscenter and it's all over that his testosterone to epitestosterone was out of whack. Both hormones are produced by your body and if he was taking testosterone supplements he would have showed higher levels of it before that one stage. Get off the guys nuts and go back to pressuring Balco Barry to 'fess up about his steriod use. But I guess getting the truth from him is the equivalent of getting a shower pooper to 'fess up too.

I hate our media.

Have you ridden first class? No? I have. So you don't know what you're missing. I do.

I've been so wrapped up in watching the world cup and working the past few weeks I havent updated all too much. Sorry. I have had some awesome ideas since I last updated but I keep forgetting to write them down, which isn't unlike me at all so don't be worried that I've changed. With the world cup on though I have been realizing how much I miss playing soccer and that I need to get back into it next year. I was pretty amped up watching Germany keep advancing through the semis but now I have to watch a final where I don't give a shit who wins since Deutchland is no longer in it. Although I would have enjoyed to watch the consolation be between Germany and France just to hear what the fans would be yelling at the French. THAT would've been classic.

So anyway back to my rants of nothingness. Someone today IM'ed me with the idea dealing with Superman. Here it is. If the kryptons were so damned smart and could build anything by manipulating crystals then why the hell couldn't they build landing gear for their ships? Not once in ANY of the Superman comics or movies do you see them attempt to make a safe landing. It's always just a huge crash into the cornfield. Even in the new one Clark just slams into an acre of corn just destroying it completely like always.

Anywho if you have'nt seen the new Superman I highly suggest you do. Not to mention Kate Bosworth is SLAMMING! If you haven't seen the movie then disregard my next sentence. Of course they had to pick a hot woman to be Lois Lane otherwise there would be no Superman seed. The only thing my brother kept saying the whole movie was "Superman Returns 2: The seed" It was appropriate since that was in the movie.

I was just reminded about this one show that used to be on T.V. when a Dashboard song came rolling through my itunes. I was a big fan of it and I was very disappointed when ABC decided to say the show was going to return after Christmas but it never did. I'm talking about "Life as we know it". It was supposed to run against The O.C. and I personally along with alot of other people liked it more. It seemes alot more of a realistic show and had better twists. Like the kids hockey coach nailing his mom and his buddy goes ahead and nails his teacher who was gorgeous. It took place in seattle which so happens to be a town that I know nothing about except for a space needle and Bill Gates. I was really hoping they put it back on the air but they never did. Figures.

Does anyone else have any thoughts on this blog?