Sleight of hand
Yo so check this out. Theres a new game that needs to be tried after an experiment was done. Last week we were taking guesses on how much liquid you could fit into a Frisbee. Turns out they can hold around 50 ounces. So what was the first thing that came to my mind? "Dude you could drink a 40 out of that disc" Sounds absolutely gross and all but a 40 is gross to begin with so it really shouldn't matter. Another idea cam when murph decided to open up mulveys fridge and say "oh, there's only one left"
"one what? beer?"
"nah man, juice boxes"
"oh i thought you meant beer. But I guess that you could put beer in a juice box too."
"and call it a juice box brew."
Amazing idea. Sitting there in class with what your professor thinks is a juicy juice with arthur on the front. But you know what it is. Oh yes, malty, hoppy carbonated goodness.
What's the deal with the need to carry around a gallon of water with them all day. If you need that much water than fill up a couple of nalgenes 4 times a day and drink that. The gallon makes you look like a meathead that lost his way. I highly doubt that lifting the gallon to your mouth will help your biceps grow. 12 ounce curls do more and taste better.
Collar up = Cat collar. You're not cool. If I was your father I would slap you if you ever walked out of the house like that. If you're neck is cold wear a scarf. It gives the impression that you are a prep. Preps generally come from money. Guido wannabees come from trailers. Draw your own conclusions.
"one what? beer?"
"nah man, juice boxes"
"oh i thought you meant beer. But I guess that you could put beer in a juice box too."
"and call it a juice box brew."
Amazing idea. Sitting there in class with what your professor thinks is a juicy juice with arthur on the front. But you know what it is. Oh yes, malty, hoppy carbonated goodness.
What's the deal with the need to carry around a gallon of water with them all day. If you need that much water than fill up a couple of nalgenes 4 times a day and drink that. The gallon makes you look like a meathead that lost his way. I highly doubt that lifting the gallon to your mouth will help your biceps grow. 12 ounce curls do more and taste better.
Collar up = Cat collar. You're not cool. If I was your father I would slap you if you ever walked out of the house like that. If you're neck is cold wear a scarf. It gives the impression that you are a prep. Preps generally come from money. Guido wannabees come from trailers. Draw your own conclusions.
posted by Craig at 11:22 AM
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